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1). How I Feel About... Hippos
Hippos are GOOD because the full name, Hippopotamus, from the Greek, is also the proper name of the animals' genus. So if you get off your lazy ass and say the whole word, you'll sound like a scientist. See that, you just learned a Greek word. Hippos made you smarter already.
Hippos are BAD because all they seem to do is lie their fat asses in the water all day, chomping up plants and making methane bubbles.
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